How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it around the garden!

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Date: 28 July 03           Name: Stephanie Weston Smith

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

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Date: 28 July 03           Name: Stephanie Weston Smith

Just after Mozart had died a drunk was walking past his grave and could hear a strange sound coming from it. He ran to the town mayor and told him what he had heard. The mayor put his ear to the grave and listened. "I believe it is Mozart's 8th symphony being played backwards and here comes the 7th symphony also played backwards". While he was listening he suddenly realised what was happening. So he turned to the crowd that had gathered and said "Don't worry its just Mozart decomposing."

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Date: 4 August 03       Name: Andy Trevers

How do you make a swiss roll?
Push him down the hill!

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Date: 20 August 03     Name: Katie Anthony

Q. What do you get if you cross a stereo, with a refridgerator?

Give up?

A. Cool music !!